Small man starts war
ANOTHER tiny, miniscule man has started a war against regularly-sized… Continue Reading
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Rattlesnake tastes fear, irrationality
A RATTLESNAKE has picked up a strong whiff of fear,… Continue Reading
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Refugee ‘sorry for being selfish’
A REFUGEE is “sorry for ruining people’s lives” by greedily fleeing violence and poverty.… Continue Reading
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Distant death ‘stops nearby death’
CAUSING death in distant places will prevent death nearby, according… Continue Reading
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Present wars halted to honour past wars
WARS taking place in the present have been paused momentarily… Continue Reading
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Calls for apology apology
DEMANDS have been made for an apology over the appallingly… Continue Reading
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Safety ‘proportional to danger’
SAFETY levels rise at precisely the same rate as danger.… Continue Reading
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Photo of bad event ‘make bad event worse’
A PHOTOGRAPH taken of a bad event happening has reportedly… Continue Reading
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Extremist demands world peace
FEARS are growing for the safety of humankind after a… Continue Reading
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Bombs we mustn’t use ‘must exist’
HIGHLY powerful and lethiferous weapons that we must never deploy… Continue Reading
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Evidence of Western invasion found
INSPECTORS deployed by a global peacemaking body say they found “clear evidence” that… Continue Reading
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Storytellers disagree, resort to violence
A GROUP of storytellers who believe in a particular version… Continue Reading
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Arms dealer puts profits before death
A WEAPONS manufacturer has admitted that the pursuit of profit… Continue Reading