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  • Small man starts war

    ANOTHER tiny, miniscule man has started a war against regularly-sized… Continue Reading

    26th February 2022
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  • Rattlesnake tastes fear, irrationality

    A RATTLESNAKE has picked up a strong whiff of fear,… Continue Reading

    16th April 2017
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  • Refugee ‘sorry for being selfish’

    A REFUGEE is “sorry for ruining people’s lives” by greedily fleeing violence and poverty.… Continue Reading

    28th January 2017
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  • Distant death ‘stops nearby death’

    CAUSING death in distant places will prevent death nearby, according… Continue Reading

    22nd November 2015
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  • Present wars halted to honour past wars

    WARS taking place in the present have been paused momentarily… Continue Reading

    8th November 2015
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  • Calls for apology apology

    DEMANDS have been made for an apology over the appallingly… Continue Reading

    26th October 2015
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  • Safety ‘proportional to danger’

    SAFETY levels rise at precisely the same rate as danger.… Continue Reading

    3rd October 2015
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  • Photo of bad event ‘make bad event worse’

    A PHOTOGRAPH taken of a bad event happening has reportedly… Continue Reading

    7th September 2015
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  • Extremist demands world peace

    FEARS are growing for the safety of humankind after a… Continue Reading

    24th August 2015
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  • Bombs we mustn’t use ‘must exist’

    HIGHLY powerful and lethiferous weapons that we must never deploy… Continue Reading

    14th June 2015
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  • Evidence of Western invasion found

    INSPECTORS deployed by a global peacemaking body say they found “clear evidence” that… Continue Reading

    10th October 2014
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  • Storytellers disagree, resort to violence

    A GROUP of storytellers who believe in a particular version… Continue Reading

    16th August 2014
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  • Arms dealer puts profits before death

    A WEAPONS manufacturer has admitted that the pursuit of profit… Continue Reading

    1st July 2014
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