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    A BAD idea that lots of people warned was a… Continue Reading

    18th February 2021
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  • Government pledges to start governing

    A GOVERNMENT has vowed to commence governance shortly. The national… Continue Reading

    25th September 2020
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  • Liar lying

    A LIAR is lying. The liar said he was not… Continue Reading

    12th November 2019
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  • Hellmakers issue hell warning

    THE creators of hell have said that we should start… Continue Reading

    22nd December 2018
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  • Green energy ‘not deadly enough’

    ENERGY generated by green renewable sources doesn’t kill enough people… Continue Reading

    3rd July 2018
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  • Guinea pigs to source own hay

    A GROUP of guinea pigs are planning to find a… Continue Reading

    17th November 2017
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  • Less freedom ‘helps protect freedom’

    FREEDOM is set to be curtailed in order to “help protect… Continue Reading

    5th June 2017
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  • Peach ripening nicely

    A PEACH will be ready to eat soon. The tasty fruit… Continue Reading

    20th May 2017
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  • Government run by cunts

    CAREFUL analysis shows the government is being run by a… Continue Reading

    26th April 2017
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  • Rattlesnake tastes fear, irrationality

    A RATTLESNAKE has picked up a strong whiff of fear,… Continue Reading

    16th April 2017
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