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  • Koala ‘terrified’ by fate of GDP

    A SEVERELY injured koala recovering at a wildlife hospital after… Continue Reading

    24th January 2020
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  • Choking albatross welcomes plastic curbs

    A CHOKING albatross has welcomed moves to reduce plastic use… Continue Reading

    22nd April 2018
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  • Alien invasion cancelled

    PROSPECTIVE alien invaders have been forced to abandon plans to… Continue Reading

    19th July 2017
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  • 2016 less devastating than 2116

    THE devastating events of 2016 pale in comparison to those… Continue Reading

    26th December 2016
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  • Bleached coral vows revenge

    A BLEACHED staghorn coral polyp has promised to take its revenge “in… Continue Reading

    3rd December 2016
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  • Pollution ‘boosts economy’

    DEADLY plumes of toxic gases should be made bigger and… Continue Reading

    29th October 2016
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  • Hedgehog demands prickle lanes

    A BEREAVED hedgehog is calling for highway authorities to build… Continue Reading

    15th April 2016
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  • Expensive death drill favoured

    A DRILL of death and destruction that costs an excessive… Continue Reading

    29th February 2016
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  • Tree available

    A TREE is available to help, if needed. The perennial… Continue Reading

    1st January 2016
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  • Cute animals at risk

    ANIMALS famed for their adorable physical traits are being put… Continue Reading

    1st December 2015
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  • Destroying ice cap economically unviable

    DESTROYING an ice cap won’t make as much money as… Continue Reading

    28th September 2015
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  • Dinosaurs warn of mass extinction

    A DEVASTATING new mass extinction event has begun, according to… Continue Reading

    12th July 2015
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  • Deforestation banned by sloths

    A WORLDWIDE ban on rainforest destruction has been agreed by… Continue Reading

    27th February 2015
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  • Huge fall in the price of death

    THE price of death has plummeted and may not rise… Continue Reading

    31st January 2015
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