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  • Universities full of clever folk

    UNIVERSITIES are populated by intelligent people, a newspaper has confirmed.… Continue Reading

    27th October 2017
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  • Bucket sellers with blood on their hands

    THE government will order bucket sellers to clamp down on… Continue Reading

    15th September 2017
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  • Less freedom ‘helps protect freedom’

    FREEDOM is set to be curtailed in order to “help protect… Continue Reading

    5th June 2017
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  • ‘New media evil’ claims old media

    MEDIA that has been recently created is being blamed for… Continue Reading

    30th March 2017
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  • Label attachers value haste over accuracy

    LABELS are being attached to people so fast their accuracy is… Continue Reading

    21st July 2016
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  • Proof ‘proves nothing’

    IRREFUTABLE evidence of something happening is being refuted by people… Continue Reading

    21st May 2016
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  • Disaster yet to reach media kill threshold

    A NATURAL disaster that has killed hundreds, injured thousands, and… Continue Reading

    1st June 2015
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  • Dictionary c*n***ed

    THE dictionary has been mysteriously c*n***ed. English s****ers woke up… Continue Reading

    10th December 2014
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