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  • Koala ‘terrified’ by fate of GDP

    A SEVERELY injured koala recovering at a wildlife hospital after… Continue Reading

    24th January 2020
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  • Factory workers ‘deserved to lose jobs’

    WORKERS laid off when their factory was moved overseas had… Continue Reading

    10th June 2019
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  • Wage nearly enough to live on

    HUNDREDS of people have applied for a job offering a… Continue Reading

    28th October 2018
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  • Shareholder rewarded for possessing money

    A SHAREHOLDER has been rewarded for possessing money by being… Continue Reading

    3rd February 2018
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  • Science ‘too experimental’

    SCIENCE is a dangerous pursuit that must be maligned and… Continue Reading

    16th January 2017
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  • Pollution ‘boosts economy’

    DEADLY plumes of toxic gases should be made bigger and… Continue Reading

    29th October 2016
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  • Red tape blood-stained

    TAPE that business leaders assumed was red has actually been… Continue Reading

    13th March 2016
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  • Tax optional

    LAWS that demand people give a portion of their income… Continue Reading

    2nd February 2016
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  • People make way for cash

    A HUGE bloody great tower will be built to help… Continue Reading

    13th January 2016
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  • Destroying ice cap economically unviable

    DESTROYING an ice cap won’t make as much money as… Continue Reading

    28th September 2015
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  • Anti-establishment guy hated by establishment

    AN ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT figure is being opposed by the establishment. Pillars of… Continue Reading

    16th September 2015
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  • Money lenders lent money to repay money

    MONEY has been lent to money lenders to help them… Continue Reading

    21st June 2015
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  • Homeless person ‘happy to take part’

    A HOMELESS person is not bitter about losing at life… Continue Reading

    18th April 2015
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  • Giving money away ‘won’t make you rich’

    PEOPLE who give money away are less likely to have… Continue Reading

    14th February 2015
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  • Huge fall in the price of death

    THE price of death has plummeted and may not rise… Continue Reading

    31st January 2015
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  • Landowner’s patience rewarded financially

    PATIENCE has won a ‘hard-waiting’ landowner a huge fortune. The… Continue Reading

    23rd November 2014
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  • Private contract for [insert service] fails

    A DEAL with a private contractor to provide [insert public… Continue Reading

    4th September 2014
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  • Death-trap factories ‘make perfect accessory’

    DEATH-TRAP factories built under lax regulations in the Third World… Continue Reading

    1st August 2014
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  • Arms dealer puts profits before death

    A WEAPONS manufacturer has admitted that the pursuit of profit… Continue Reading

    1st July 2014
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