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  • Fuck off fascist fuck, voters decide

    A FASCIST should fuck off and then go fuck off… Continue Reading

    7th November 2020
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  • Police ‘sorry’ for not killing people equally

    POLICE officers who killed a black man have apologised for… Continue Reading

    12th June 2020
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  • Liar lying

    A LIAR is lying. The liar said he was not… Continue Reading

    12th November 2019
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  • Democracy still dead

    DEMOCRACY is dead, much as it has been for some… Continue Reading

    10th September 2019
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  • Protesters not perfect

    PEOPLE who have been protesting for a worthy cause are… Continue Reading

    30th April 2019
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  • Guinea pigs to source own hay

    A GROUP of guinea pigs are planning to find a… Continue Reading

    17th November 2017
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  • Billionaires disobeyed

    BILLIONAIRES are being disobeyed for the first time in their… Continue Reading

    10th July 2017
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  • Government run by cunts

    CAREFUL analysis shows the government is being run by a… Continue Reading

    26th April 2017
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  • Science ‘too experimental’

    SCIENCE is a dangerous pursuit that must be maligned and… Continue Reading

    16th January 2017
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  • Crap system produces crap outcome

    A CRAP system has produced a crap outcome. The crap… Continue Reading

    11th November 2016
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  • Racist sex pest popular

    A RACIST sex pest is being cheered and applauded at huge rallies as… Continue Reading

    13th October 2016
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  • Uninvited guests refuse to leave party

    GUESTS who crashed a party and poisoned everyone have refused to leave. What… Continue Reading

    29th September 2016
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  • Reality users ‘fucking it up’

    PEOPLE who inhabit unaltered reality “are a danger to themselves… Continue Reading

    13th August 2016
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  • Politics taking place

    EVENTS described as “political” are taking place at an increasing… Continue Reading

    30th June 2016
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  • Truth lost

    FEARS are growing for the fate of The Truth with… Continue Reading

    12th June 2016
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  • Democracy ‘cannot be too democratic’

    DEMOCRACY still works best when it is not too democratic,… Continue Reading

    1st November 2015
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  • Anti-establishment guy hated by establishment

    AN ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT figure is being opposed by the establishment. Pillars of… Continue Reading

    16th September 2015
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  • Newspapers still exist

    PERIODICAL publications containing news, analysis, comment, propaganda and fear are… Continue Reading

    8th May 2015
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  • Promise breakers vow to not break promises

    PROMISE breakers are making new promises and promising not to… Continue Reading

    30th March 2015
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