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  • Koala ‘terrified’ by fate of GDP

    A SEVERELY injured koala recovering at a wildlife hospital after… Continue Reading

    24th January 2020
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  • Girl threatens status quo, insecure men

    A GIRL who wants grown-ups to start acting their age… Continue Reading

    2nd October 2019
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  • Protesters not perfect

    PEOPLE who have been protesting for a worthy cause are… Continue Reading

    30th April 2019
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  • Glorious sign of impending doom

    SUNSEEKERS have been enjoying fun and frolics as the nation… Continue Reading

    27th February 2019
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  • Green energy ‘not deadly enough’

    ENERGY generated by green renewable sources doesn’t kill enough people… Continue Reading

    3rd July 2018
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  • Cause hit by effect

    THE cause of a problem has been hit directly by… Continue Reading

    30th August 2017
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  • Alien invasion cancelled

    PROSPECTIVE alien invaders have been forced to abandon plans to… Continue Reading

    19th July 2017
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  • Science ‘too experimental’

    SCIENCE is a dangerous pursuit that must be maligned and… Continue Reading

    16th January 2017
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  • 2016 less devastating than 2116

    THE devastating events of 2016 pale in comparison to those… Continue Reading

    26th December 2016
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  • Bleached coral vows revenge

    A BLEACHED staghorn coral polyp has promised to take its revenge “in… Continue Reading

    3rd December 2016
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  • Pollution ‘boosts economy’

    DEADLY plumes of toxic gases should be made bigger and… Continue Reading

    29th October 2016
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  • Frog yet to jump out of heated pan

    A FROG has still not reacted to the increasing temperature of… Continue Reading

    4th September 2016
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  • Proof ‘proves nothing’

    IRREFUTABLE evidence of something happening is being refuted by people… Continue Reading

    21st May 2016
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  • Expensive death drill favoured

    A DRILL of death and destruction that costs an excessive… Continue Reading

    29th February 2016
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  • Tree available

    A TREE is available to help, if needed. The perennial… Continue Reading

    1st January 2016
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  • World leaders agree to destroy world

    A DEAL to destroy the world has been agreed at a global summit after… Continue Reading

    13th December 2015
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  • Cute animals at risk

    ANIMALS famed for their adorable physical traits are being put… Continue Reading

    1st December 2015
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  • Future storm not going back

    A STORM of the future has arrived in the present… Continue Reading

    21st October 2015
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  • Destroying ice cap economically unviable

    DESTROYING an ice cap won’t make as much money as… Continue Reading

    28th September 2015
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  • Dinosaurs warn of mass extinction

    A DEVASTATING new mass extinction event has begun, according to… Continue Reading

    12th July 2015
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  • Disaster yet to reach media kill threshold

    A NATURAL disaster that has killed hundreds, injured thousands, and… Continue Reading

    1st June 2015
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  • Deforestation banned by sloths

    A WORLDWIDE ban on rainforest destruction has been agreed by… Continue Reading

    27th February 2015
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  • Huge fall in the price of death

    THE price of death has plummeted and may not rise… Continue Reading

    31st January 2015
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  • Bonkers scientists say world will end ‘soon’

    CRAZY scientists say we must prepare for the end of… Continue Reading

    20th July 2014
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