Glorious sign of impending doom
SUNSEEKERS have been enjoying fun and frolics as the nation… Continue Reading
Latest in: climate change
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Green energy ‘not deadly enough’
ENERGY generated by green renewable sources doesn’t kill enough people… Continue Reading
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Cause hit by effect
THE cause of a problem has been hit directly by… Continue Reading
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Alien invasion cancelled
PROSPECTIVE alien invaders have been forced to abandon plans to… Continue Reading
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Science ‘too experimental’
SCIENCE is a dangerous pursuit that must be maligned and… Continue Reading
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2016 less devastating than 2116
THE devastating events of 2016 pale in comparison to those… Continue Reading
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Bleached coral vows revenge
A BLEACHED staghorn coral polyp has promised to take its revenge “in… Continue Reading
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Pollution ‘boosts economy’
DEADLY plumes of toxic gases should be made bigger and… Continue Reading
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Frog yet to jump out of heated pan
A FROG has still not reacted to the increasing temperature of… Continue Reading
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Proof ‘proves nothing’
IRREFUTABLE evidence of something happening is being refuted by people… Continue Reading
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Expensive death drill favoured
A DRILL of death and destruction that costs an excessive… Continue Reading
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Tree available
A TREE is available to help, if needed. The perennial… Continue Reading
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World leaders agree to destroy world
A DEAL to destroy the world has been agreed at a global summit after… Continue Reading
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Cute animals at risk
ANIMALS famed for their adorable physical traits are being put… Continue Reading
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Future storm not going back
A STORM of the future has arrived in the present… Continue Reading
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Destroying ice cap economically unviable
DESTROYING an ice cap won’t make as much money as… Continue Reading
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Dinosaurs warn of mass extinction
A DEVASTATING new mass extinction event has begun, according to… Continue Reading
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Disaster yet to reach media kill threshold
A NATURAL disaster that has killed hundreds, injured thousands, and… Continue Reading
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Deforestation banned by sloths
A WORLDWIDE ban on rainforest destruction has been agreed by… Continue Reading
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Huge fall in the price of death
THE price of death has plummeted and may not rise… Continue Reading
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Bonkers scientists say world will end ‘soon’
CRAZY scientists say we must prepare for the end of… Continue Reading