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  • Disaster yet to reach media kill threshold

    A NATURAL disaster that has killed hundreds, injured thousands, and… Continue Reading

    1st June 2015
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  • Good countries to be made bad

    COUNTRIES that are currently quite good are to be made really bad.… Continue Reading

    23rd May 2015
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  • Newspapers still exist

    PERIODICAL publications containing news, analysis, comment, propaganda and fear are… Continue Reading

    8th May 2015
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  • Newborn baby faces certain future

    A NEWBORN baby is facing a certain future. The little… Continue Reading

    2nd May 2015
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  • Homeless person ‘happy to take part’

    A HOMELESS person is not bitter about losing at life… Continue Reading

    18th April 2015
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  • Promise breakers vow to not break promises

    PROMISE breakers are making new promises and promising not to… Continue Reading

    30th March 2015
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  • Blue cars blamed for multistorey thefts

    CARS painted blue are to blame for a recent spate… Continue Reading

    20th March 2015
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  • Company launches new product

    A BIG company has launched a new product. The product… Continue Reading

    14th March 2015
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  • Deforestation banned by sloths

    A WORLDWIDE ban on rainforest destruction has been agreed by… Continue Reading

    27th February 2015
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  • Giving money away ‘won’t make you rich’

    PEOPLE who give money away are less likely to have… Continue Reading

    14th February 2015
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  • Huge fall in the price of death

    THE price of death has plummeted and may not rise… Continue Reading

    31st January 2015
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  • Internet full of naked people

    THE internet is jam-packed with naked people, tabloid newspaper readers… Continue Reading

    20th January 2015
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  • Satirists still safer than women

    SATIRISTS remain less likely to be savagely slain than other at-risk… Continue Reading

    7th January 2015
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  • Murderers question non-murderers

    MURDERERS are conducting a thorough investigation into why there are… Continue Reading

    25th December 2014
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  • Dictionary c*n***ed

    THE dictionary has been mysteriously c*n***ed. English s****ers woke up… Continue Reading

    10th December 2014
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  • Shoppers rush to buy things they don’t need

    MILLIONS of shoppers are rushing out to buy masses of… Continue Reading

    4th December 2014
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  • Landowner’s patience rewarded financially

    PATIENCE has won a ‘hard-waiting’ landowner a huge fortune. The… Continue Reading

    23rd November 2014
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  • Conspiracy theorist’s death ‘suspicious’

    A CONSPIRACY theorist has died in circumstances described by non-witnesses… Continue Reading

    17th November 2014
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  • Jailed drug dealer ‘sold peer-reviewed pills’

    A DRUG dealer who only sold evidence-based pills is finally… Continue Reading

    10th November 2014
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  • Virus now spreading to white people

    A DEADLY virus has spread to areas where lots of… Continue Reading

    20th October 2014
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  • Evidence of Western invasion found

    INSPECTORS deployed by a global peacemaking body say they found “clear evidence” that… Continue Reading

    10th October 2014
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  • Private contract for [insert service] fails

    A DEAL with a private contractor to provide [insert public… Continue Reading

    4th September 2014
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  • Storytellers disagree, resort to violence

    A GROUP of storytellers who believe in a particular version… Continue Reading

    16th August 2014
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  • Death-trap factories ‘make perfect accessory’

    DEATH-TRAP factories built under lax regulations in the Third World… Continue Reading

    1st August 2014
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  • Bonkers scientists say world will end ‘soon’

    CRAZY scientists say we must prepare for the end of… Continue Reading

    20th July 2014
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  • Arms dealer puts profits before death

    A WEAPONS manufacturer has admitted that the pursuit of profit… Continue Reading

    1st July 2014
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  • Impossible to eat football, shows study

    A SOCIAL experiment shows that it is, in fact, not… Continue Reading

    25th June 2014
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  • ‘Mindless thugs’ rebuild community centre

    A BUNCH of drunken, mindless thugs completely rebuilt a community… Continue Reading

    13th June 2014
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