Disaster yet to reach media kill threshold
A NATURAL disaster that has killed hundreds, injured thousands, and… Continue Reading
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Good countries to be made bad
COUNTRIES that are currently quite good are to be made really bad.… Continue Reading
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Newspapers still exist
PERIODICAL publications containing news, analysis, comment, propaganda and fear are… Continue Reading
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Newborn baby faces certain future
A NEWBORN baby is facing a certain future. The little… Continue Reading
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Homeless person ‘happy to take part’
A HOMELESS person is not bitter about losing at life… Continue Reading
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Promise breakers vow to not break promises
PROMISE breakers are making new promises and promising not to… Continue Reading
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Blue cars blamed for multistorey thefts
CARS painted blue are to blame for a recent spate… Continue Reading
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Company launches new product
A BIG company has launched a new product. The product… Continue Reading
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Deforestation banned by sloths
A WORLDWIDE ban on rainforest destruction has been agreed by… Continue Reading
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Giving money away ‘won’t make you rich’
PEOPLE who give money away are less likely to have… Continue Reading
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Huge fall in the price of death
THE price of death has plummeted and may not rise… Continue Reading
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Internet full of naked people
THE internet is jam-packed with naked people, tabloid newspaper readers… Continue Reading
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Satirists still safer than women
SATIRISTS remain less likely to be savagely slain than other at-risk… Continue Reading
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Murderers question non-murderers
MURDERERS are conducting a thorough investigation into why there are… Continue Reading
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Dictionary c*n***ed
THE dictionary has been mysteriously c*n***ed. English s****ers woke up… Continue Reading
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Shoppers rush to buy things they don’t need
MILLIONS of shoppers are rushing out to buy masses of… Continue Reading
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Landowner’s patience rewarded financially
PATIENCE has won a ‘hard-waiting’ landowner a huge fortune. The… Continue Reading
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Conspiracy theorist’s death ‘suspicious’
A CONSPIRACY theorist has died in circumstances described by non-witnesses… Continue Reading
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Jailed drug dealer ‘sold peer-reviewed pills’
A DRUG dealer who only sold evidence-based pills is finally… Continue Reading
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Virus now spreading to white people
A DEADLY virus has spread to areas where lots of… Continue Reading
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Evidence of Western invasion found
INSPECTORS deployed by a global peacemaking body say they found “clear evidence” that… Continue Reading
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Private contract for [insert service] fails
A DEAL with a private contractor to provide [insert public… Continue Reading
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Storytellers disagree, resort to violence
A GROUP of storytellers who believe in a particular version… Continue Reading
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Death-trap factories ‘make perfect accessory’
DEATH-TRAP factories built under lax regulations in the Third World… Continue Reading
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Bonkers scientists say world will end ‘soon’
CRAZY scientists say we must prepare for the end of… Continue Reading
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Arms dealer puts profits before death
A WEAPONS manufacturer has admitted that the pursuit of profit… Continue Reading
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Impossible to eat football, shows study
A SOCIAL experiment shows that it is, in fact, not… Continue Reading
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‘Mindless thugs’ rebuild community centre
A BUNCH of drunken, mindless thugs completely rebuilt a community… Continue Reading