A DEADLY virus has spread to areas where lots of white people live.
Up until now the virus, which kills most people it infects, has only been detected in countries where blacks live.
Thousands of the blacks have died but now health experts fear that white people, who contribute more per capita to the world economy, are now substantially at risk as well.
“Wait. Hold up. Are you telling me that white people, living in white countries, might die now too?” an official in a Western government asked.
“Okay. Someone get me the prime minster on the line.”
The rapid spread of the virus has been described as the most deadly outbreak of any disease for decades. Tackling it has not been a priority, however, because black lives are less important.
“This is about to turn into a humanitarian disaster,” a Western politician warned.
“I would advise all white people to stay at home as much as possible. If you do have to leave the house and you happen to see a black, turn around and run.
A small number of white people had been killed in the outbreak before now, but that’s what you get when you try to help the blacks.