ANIMALS famed for their adorable physical traits are being put at risk.
The chances of miscellaneous bad things happening to such creatures, among them the cutest and most huggable critters in the entire world, are said to be rising by the day.
The bad stuff the cute animals are now at risk from include hunger, thirst, cold, heat, fire, storm, suffocation, poisoning and habitat scarcity. Among the potential consequences are death and extinction.
“I’m sure these threats are being exaggerated and distorted,” said a human, before being shown precisely how cute the animals under threat of death are.
“Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,” they said after being shown precisely how cute the animals under threat of death are.
“He’s soooooooooo cute! Look at his little legs! Look at his big wide eyes! We have to save him, like, right now! I can’t believe it!
“Here, have this donation. I promise I’ll sign the petition and tonight I’ll share it on social media and tomorrow I’ll form an action group.
“I just cannot fathom why have we allowed this cute creature to suffer for so long! Why has its plight been ignored? As if this cutesy pie is unimportant, as if his adorableness doesn’t matter.
“How cruel is the human race? How cruel I ask you!”
Ugly animals, and species that lack the sort of cuteness that can be easily converted into an iconic logo or poster, will be left to perish.